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Less Successful Hip-Hop and R&B Acts

Boyz II Men’s Rooms Kool & the Gangrene Salt-N-Vinega Earth, Wind, & Fred Keith Sweatpants Naughty by Nurture Mary J. Bilge Diana Kübler-Ross Hi-C and Ho Hos Run DeLorean Motor Company Poindexter Sisters Sister Sludge The Commodore 64s

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R.I.P.

Despite labeling themselves an “innocent online outlet for literary humor,” that sparkling purveyor of diamond-in-the-rough wit, The Big Jewel, has once again succumbed to my latest combination of bribery and blackmail to publish my most recent mirthful masterpiece: R.I.P. Enjoy … Continue reading

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Jingles All the Way

With Commerce-mas Eve nearly upon us, Write in the Kisser will obviously be seeing fewer hits than a broke junkie this week, so rather than bust my cracker crack from the crack of dawn just to crack you crackheads up … Continue reading

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Political Dis-coarse

[Editors note: The following screed is fractionally out of character in terms of both content and vocabulary when compared to the majority of posts you’ll find here on Write in the Kisser. Yet here I sit, about to press “Publish.” … Continue reading

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Yanks Giving

Let’s face it: I’m not going to write anything new during this foreshortened holiday week, and you wouldn’t read it even if I did. So instead, let’s take a nostalgic look back at one of my hilarious-est Holiday satires, published … Continue reading

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Voicemail Is Getting Too Intuitive

I’m sorry. The person you are trying to reach—TYPICAL MALE—is emotionally unavailable. If you would like to leave a message, you obviously have never tried to sustain a relationship with TYPICAL MALE; otherwise, you would know that he never gets … Continue reading

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My Primary Care Physician and I Audition for Amateur Night at the Apollo

Me: Hey doc, I gotta tell ya, every time I catch a ride to the office with somebody from work and we pass through a darkened passageway, I experience these strange shooting pains in my wrist. Whaddaya think it is??? … Continue reading

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