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A frothy mix…

So Rick Santorum is running for President. Thank God I’ve already printed the bumper sticker!

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Potty Language

During my long, fulfilling history of attempting to barge in on people in public bathrooms while they’re doing their business (taxes, cocaine, pooping — whatever), I’ve come to an inescapable conclusion: you can tell a lot about a person by … Continue reading

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Fight for Your Right to Shite

For too long, the weakest among us have had to make a wrenching, last-minute decision when entering a bathroom in the throes of acute upper and lower intestinal distress: namely, whether To Squat or Not. Before today, this Sophie’s Choice … Continue reading

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Shite in the Kisser

Since the dawn of time, human beings have asked themselves one question above all others. No, not “Why am I here?” or “Are we alone in this universe?” Not even, “Is that really Donald Trump’s hair?” The question to which … Continue reading

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Poop, there it is!

Delightful little blurb in Newsweek this week: Deep down, Americans have always known that wiping their rears with dry paper is ineffective; a classic survey showed that half of TP users spend their days with “fecal contamination”—anything from “wasp-colored” stains … Continue reading

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A Word on Turd

[Editor’s note: The following piece may or may not be funny. In fact, it probably isn’t. However, I think we can all agree that this is possibly the greatest graphic I have ever manipulated.]  If you ask me (and why wouldn’t you?), too … Continue reading

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