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Less Successful Hip-Hop and R&B Acts

Boyz II Men’s Rooms Kool & the Gangrene Salt-N-Vinega Earth, Wind, & Fred Keith Sweatpants Naughty by Nurture Mary J. Bilge Diana Kübler-Ross Hi-C and Ho Hos Run DeLorean Motor Company Poindexter Sisters Sister Sludge The Commodore 64s

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Jingles All the Way

With Commerce-mas Eve nearly upon us, Write in the Kisser will obviously be seeing fewer hits than a broke junkie this week, so rather than bust my cracker crack from the crack of dawn just to crack you crackheads up … Continue reading

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Yanks Giving

Let’s face it: I’m not going to write anything new during this foreshortened holiday week, and you wouldn’t read it even if I did. So instead, let’s take a nostalgic look back at one of my hilarious-est Holiday satires, published … Continue reading

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Voicemail Is Getting Too Intuitive

I’m sorry. The person you are trying to reach—TYPICAL MALE—is emotionally unavailable. If you would like to leave a message, you obviously have never tried to sustain a relationship with TYPICAL MALE; otherwise, you would know that he never gets … Continue reading

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Where there’s smoke, there’s Twitter

According to reliable news sources*, there is a movement afoot amongst Twitter-averse Luddites to create a new means of communicating in an abbreviated and occasionally incomprehensible manner. Though full details have yet to emerge, industry insiders say that the model … Continue reading

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Annotated Bumper Stickers

MY CHILD IS the juvenile delinquent who knocked up AN HONOR STUDENT AT SWEET VALLEY HIGH. GOT MILK? Eggs? Bisquick? Good — I’m in the mood for pancakes. HOW’S MY DRIVING? Seriously, you can tell me — my therapist says … Continue reading

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Updated State Mottos – Part 2

Continuing the silliness from last time… New Hampshire – Live Free or Die Hard — starring Bruce Willis. On DVD and Blu-ray now! New Jersey – Liberty and prosperity…and The Situation! New Mexico – It grows as it goes…That’s what … Continue reading

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