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Less Successful Hip-Hop and R&B Acts

Boyz II Men’s Rooms Kool & the Gangrene Salt-N-Vinega Earth, Wind, & Fred Keith Sweatpants Naughty by Nurture Mary J. Bilge Diana Kübler-Ross Hi-C and Ho Hos Run DeLorean Motor Company Poindexter Sisters Sister Sludge The Commodore 64s

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Kid Rap

If you haven’t heard of up-and-coming Memphis rapper, P-Nut, maybe it’s time you did. Already taking the southern hip-hop world by storm, P to the Nut’s cache rose even further after a recent appearance on his local Fox affiliate. If … Continue reading

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Flamenco Fail

The twenty-third installment of my abandoned Granadino memoir, Flawed Abroad: Useless editorializing from an ignorant, close-minded American on his semester overseas. Martes, 15 Febrero ’05, 00.43 (Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 12:43 am) I know we haven’t had a celebrity sighting … Continue reading

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Real Men of Genius: Mr. Wrapping Paper Inventor

Write in the Kisser presents: Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Wrapping Paper Inventor. (FYI, for those of you who are new to the internet, I should mention that the blue-hued text above is a link and … Continue reading

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Write in the Kisser Presents: Real Men of Genius (Thanksgiving Edition)

And now the moment you didn’t even know you’d been waiting for: my second attempt at gen-yoo-wine holiday audio satire! (Hear my first one here.) Always ripe for parody, I invite you to “enjoy” this Write in the Kisser Thanksgiving … Continue reading

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Jingle Bell Mock

For many people, one of the most enjoyable aspects of this festive time of year is the suffocating full-body poultice of Christmas music jauntily congealing in the background of every last retail store, office, and home during the weeks-long stretch … Continue reading

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Lie-ley Lie-rus

Where does the deception end? After finally coming to terms with the fact that tween poop — err, pop sensation Hannah Montana is, in reality, merely the scripted television personality of genuine human Miley Cyrus — but that Miley herself … Continue reading

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