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Tag Archives: jokes
After little-to-no deliberation, my cousin Matt and I have decided to collaborate on a series of one-panel comic strips. This collaborative effort may or may not last longer than this comic below, as I intend the relationship to function as … Continue reading
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Two years I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Last year I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Part Dos!!! This year, I didn’t even give you a card on your birthday. But that’s only because I had … Continue reading
As I alluded to last week (and by “alluded to” I mean “specifically stated in no uncertain terms”), it’s that time again! Time for me to reach deep into the dessicated recesses of my toxically mold-laden cerebellum and rev up … Continue reading
Q: What does a math teacher call her starving pet parrot? A: Poly-no-meal! Q: What does a math teacher call her dead pet parrot? A: Poly-gone! Q: Why was the Starbucks employee fired? A: He was always latte! Q: What … Continue reading
Irrelevant miscellanea from my god-awful camera phone: *** *** *** (Forgive the even-worse-than-usual quality of this one.)