Twit in the Kisser
- There's nothing in this world that makes a human male feel marginally more competent than erecting a tent in his backyard. #tentsandpurposes 1 month ago
- "Or your face, because it's hard to get off!" ~ Marabella, 3, contributing to a list of things that you shouldn't feed to doggies 5 months ago
- "I put frosting on the donut. You know why? To make them more chocolatey." ~ Marabella, Age 3, Certified Genius #gonutsfordonuts 6 months ago
- Daughter (almost 3): Daddy, I'm growing a beard. Me: Oh? Did you just start. I don't see any hair. D(a3): No, I'm growing it in my garden. 8 months ago
- This morning, I would've kicked a baby panda. Then I read waitbutwhy.com/2016/11/its-go… and felt 100% better. Thank you @waitbutwhy. #sorrypandas 10 months ago
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Welcome to Write in the Kisser, a modern-day web log (or "weg," as I believe the kids are calling it) that has been generously described as "yet another collection of essays, quips, rants, puns, insights, observations, and other linguistical lunacy that the Internet would be better off without."
Unfortunately, this generous description comes from me. I can't even print what everyone else is saying.
Tag Archives: jokes
Macs in the Box
After little-to-no deliberation, my cousin Matt and I have decided to collaborate on a series of one-panel comic strips. This collaborative effort may or may not last longer than this comic below, as I intend the relationship to function as … Continue reading
MSN Is Overly Optimistic About How Carefully Its Audience Reads
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Howl-o-Ween
Two years I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Last year I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Part Dos!!! This year, I didn’t even give you a card on your birthday. But that’s only because I had … Continue reading
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Hallowed Be Thy Ween
As I alluded to last week (and by “alluded to” I mean “specifically stated in no uncertain terms”), it’s that time again! Time for me to reach deep into the dessicated recesses of my toxically mold-laden cerebellum and rev up … Continue reading
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Five Jokes I Wrote in High School
Q: What does a math teacher call her starving pet parrot? A: Poly-no-meal! Q: What does a math teacher call her dead pet parrot? A: Poly-gone! Q: Why was the Starbucks employee fired? A: He was always latte! Q: What … Continue reading
Kicks with Pix
Irrelevant miscellanea from my god-awful camera phone: *** *** *** (Forgive the even-worse-than-usual quality of this one.)
