Tag Archives: holidays

Jingles All the Way

With Commerce-mas Eve nearly upon us, Write in the Kisser will obviously be seeing fewer hits than a broke junkie this week, so rather than bust my cracker crack from the crack of dawn just to crack you crackheads up … Continue reading

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Worst. Present. Ever.

Stumbled across the following while perusing Amazon’s “Cyber Week Lightning Deals” today: Thinking I must be missing something, I clicked on it: Nope, wasn’t missing anything. It was, indeed, a genuine Do-All Outdoors Professional Single 3/4 Cock Trap. Holy crap, … Continue reading

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Yanks Giving

Let’s face it: I’m not going to write anything new during this foreshortened holiday week, and you wouldn’t read it even if I did. So instead, let’s take a nostalgic look back at one of my hilarious-est Holiday satires, published … Continue reading

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Two years I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Last year I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Part Dos!!! This year, I didn’t even give you a card on your birthday. But that’s only because I had … Continue reading

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Flamenco Fail

The twenty-third installment of my abandoned Granadino memoir, Flawed Abroad: Useless editorializing from an ignorant, close-minded American on his semester overseas. Martes, 15 Febrero ’05, 00.43 (Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 12:43 am) I know we haven’t had a celebrity sighting … Continue reading

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Everyone Loves VD!

What do you mean, “That’s gross”? I thought it was pretty straightf– ohhhhhhh…I think I see the problem now. You thought I meant…when actually I meant…Okay, I guess I need to stop relying so heavily on abbreviations. Let me clarify … Continue reading

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Just in case anyone was worried, rest assured that I am still keeping the New Year’s resolution I made back in high school, which was and is to never again make another New Year’s resolution. How many other people do … Continue reading

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