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I Heart You Mom

In honor of Mother’s Day: Ten points for anyone who can guess what the hell body part this is tattooed on. (I don’t know the answer, by the way. And I don’t think I want to…)

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Jingles All the Way

With Commerce-mas Eve nearly upon us, Write in the Kisser will obviously be seeing fewer hits than a broke junkie this week, so rather than bust my cracker crack from the crack of dawn just to crack you crackheads up … Continue reading

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Santa Claus is Bumming Around

It’s the second of December, and around the (white Christian-ish) world, holiday cheer is beginning to accumulate like skid marks in a kindergartener’s Underoos. This, of course, is how it should be. December arrives (or, at the very least, Thanksgiving … Continue reading

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Worst. Present. Ever.

Stumbled across the following while perusing Amazon’s “Cyber Week Lightning Deals” today: Thinking I must be missing something, I clicked on it: Nope, wasn’t missing anything. It was, indeed, a genuine Do-All Outdoors Professional Single 3/4 Cock Trap. Holy crap, … Continue reading

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Yanks Giving

Let’s face it: I’m not going to write anything new during this foreshortened holiday week, and you wouldn’t read it even if I did. So instead, let’s take a nostalgic look back at one of my hilarious-est Holiday satires, published … Continue reading

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Omen? Oh man…

Picture, if you will, your humble scribe preparing to reconnoiter his own backyard for the purposes of determining optimal light placement for the purposes of luring future trick-or-treaters to the candy-laden lair of he and his monstrous mistress, when he spots an … Continue reading

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Howl-o-Ween

Two years I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Last year I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Part Dos!!! This year, I didn’t even give you a card on your birthday. But that’s only because I had … Continue reading

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