Occasionally (very occasionally) other people/entities are foolish enough to publish some of my work. It’s probably done out of pity, but at least it’s done, which is why you don’t hear the homeless guy complaining when you flip him a quarter.
Here are just a few (a.k.a., “all”) of the glittering literary (glitterary?) gems that have caught the eyes of innumerable outside publications since late 2006, when I first began to act on this masochistic craving for outright rejection and abject humiliation at the hands of perfect strangers.
1/13/11 – R.I.P.
6/9/10 – Welcome to Grizzly World
1/4/10 – My PDA is Prone to PDA
04/07/08 – Excerpts from Amelia Bedelia Joins CTU
11/30/09 – Jump n’ Jivin’, Jump-in Divin’
6/6/09 – I Know a Boat You Can Get On
6/2/09 – I Want to Go Back to San Juan
4/4/09 – Struggling to Pass a Pop Quiznos
3/23/09 – The Straw that Broke the Writer’s Sink
3/5/09 – The Kitty that Never Sleeps
12/07/07 – It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Death
04/12/07 – Trevor vs. the Real World: Easter Edition
02/08/07 – Trevor vs. the Real World: Cadillac Woes
2/21/10 – Actually…