- Myles full of smiles when Chase is on the case! #tdaycbs https://t.co/mJdID0CCgu 4 months ago
- There's nothing in this world that makes a human male feel marginally more competent than erecting a tent in his backyard. #tentsandpurposes 2 years ago
- "Or your face, because it's hard to get off!" ~ Marabella, 3, contributing to a list of things that you shouldn't feed to doggies 2 years ago
- "I put frosting on the donut. You know why? To make them more chocolatey." ~ Marabella, Age 3, Certified Genius #gonutsfordonuts 3 years ago
- Daughter (almost 3): Daddy, I'm growing a beard. Me: Oh? Did you just start. I don't see any hair. D(a3): No, I'm growing it in my garden. 3 years ago
Category Archives: Sounds Hilarious
Might I encourage you to bounce on over to Brutish&Short today for a look at the world premiere of their first original videosonigraphic production: “Muammar Gaddafi — Time to Step Off“? I might? Oh goody!
With Commerce-mas Eve nearly upon us, Write in the Kisser will obviously be seeing fewer hits than a broke junkie this week, so rather than bust my cracker crack from the crack of dawn just to crack you crackheads up … Continue reading
Write in the Kisser presents: Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. “Real Men of Genius” Writer.
Breaking news! I just recorded some Christmas carol parodies and dubbed them “carol-dies!”1 Because I like puns! So now that you’re all caught up, uhhhhhhhhhhh… enjoy?2 Gonna Croak We Wish You a Merry Massage Puke-Up the Red-Nosed Drunkard ______________ 1. … Continue reading
Write in the Kisser presents: Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Wrapping Paper Inventor. (FYI, for those of you who are new to the internet, I should mention that the blue-hued text above is a link and … Continue reading
And now the moment you didn’t even know you’d been waiting for: my second attempt at gen-yoo-wine holiday audio satire! (Hear my first one here.) Always ripe for parody, I invite you to “enjoy” this Write in the Kisser Thanksgiving … Continue reading