Category Archives: Short Form Flobbityjoop

Macs in the Box

After little-to-no deliberation, my cousin Matt and I have decided to collaborate on a series of one-panel comic strips. This collaborative effort may or may not last longer than this comic below, as I intend the relationship to function as … Continue reading

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Less Successful Hip-Hop and R&B Acts

Boyz II Men’s Rooms Kool & the Gangrene Salt-N-Vinega Earth, Wind, & Fred Keith Sweatpants Naughty by Nurture Mary J. Bilge Diana Kübler-Ross Hi-C and Ho Hos Run DeLorean Motor Company Poindexter Sisters Sister Sludge The Commodore 64s

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Son of a Switch

So apparently you need to be very careful when Googling certain innocent phrases at work. Unintentionally invert just a couple of words and BAM! — suddenly your company internet filter thinks you’re a raging pervert. Anyway, I’m sure once you … Continue reading

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Note-pourri

Like many people arrogant enough to think that others might be interested in, or entertained by, what they have to say (a.k.a., “writers”), I try to carry a pen and notebook with me at all times. In a pinch, I … Continue reading

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Fight for Your Right to Shite

For too long, the weakest among us have had to make a wrenching, last-minute decision when entering a bathroom in the throes of acute upper and lower intestinal distress: namely, whether To Squat or Not. Before today, this Sophie’s Choice … Continue reading

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Voicemail Is Getting Too Intuitive

I’m sorry. The person you are trying to reach—TYPICAL MALE—is emotionally unavailable. If you would like to leave a message, you obviously have never tried to sustain a relationship with TYPICAL MALE; otherwise, you would know that he never gets … Continue reading

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Howl-o-Ween

Two years I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Last year I gave you Hawaiian Pun’s Halloween Joke-o-Lantern Jackpot!!! Part Dos!!! This year, I didn’t even give you a card on your birthday. But that’s only because I had … Continue reading

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