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Category Archives: Short Form Flobbityjoop
After little-to-no deliberation, my cousin Matt and I have decided to collaborate on a series of one-panel comic strips. This collaborative effort may or may not last longer than this comic below, as I intend the relationship to function as … Continue reading
Boyz II Men’s Rooms Kool & the Gangrene Salt-N-Vinega Earth, Wind, & Fred Keith Sweatpants Naughty by Nurture Mary J. Bilge Diana Kübler-Ross Hi-C and Ho Hos Run DeLorean Motor Company Poindexter Sisters Sister Sludge The Commodore 64s
So apparently you need to be very careful when Googling certain innocent phrases at work. Unintentionally invert just a couple of words and BAM! — suddenly your company internet filter thinks you’re a raging pervert. Anyway, I’m sure once you … Continue reading
Like many people arrogant enough to think that others might be interested in, or entertained by, what they have to say (a.k.a., “writers”), I try to carry a pen and notebook with me at all times. In a pinch, I … Continue reading
For too long, the weakest among us have had to make a wrenching, last-minute decision when entering a bathroom in the throes of acute upper and lower intestinal distress: namely, whether To Squat or Not. Before today, this Sophie’s Choice … Continue reading
I’m sorry. The person you are trying to reach—TYPICAL MALE—is emotionally unavailable. If you would like to leave a message, you obviously have never tried to sustain a relationship with TYPICAL MALE; otherwise, you would know that he never gets … Continue reading