Category Archives: Long Form Flobbityjoop

Libya: A Lyrical Look

Might I encourage you to bounce on over to Brutish&Short today for a look at the world premiere of their first original videosonigraphic production: “Muammar Gaddafi — Time to Step Off“? I might? Oh goody!

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Confessions of a Part-time Magician

Featured yesterday at Brutish&Short: Confessions of a Part-time Magician. Go ahead, click on it. You know you want to.

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R.I.P.

Despite labeling themselves an “innocent online outlet for literary humor,” that sparkling purveyor of diamond-in-the-rough wit, The Big Jewel, has once again succumbed to my latest combination of bribery and blackmail to publish my most recent mirthful masterpiece: R.I.P. Enjoy … Continue reading

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My Humor is College Approved

Against all odds (literally: all of them), I had my first national article published by College Humor last week: A Note from My High School English Teacher to My Parents Regarding My Letter to Penthouse. Of course, considering I was … Continue reading

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Yanks Giving

Let’s face it: I’m not going to write anything new during this foreshortened holiday week, and you wouldn’t read it even if I did. So instead, let’s take a nostalgic look back at one of my hilarious-est Holiday satires, published … Continue reading

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CaddyWack

MY 1974 CADILLAC ELDORADO CONVERTIBLE IS NOT HELPING ME PICK UP WOMEN *** “Hey baby, whaddaya say? You wanna go for a ride in my 1974 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible? Yeah, you heard me: Convertible. All things to all people doll … Continue reading

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My dog breaks up with his testicles on the way to the vet

Listen guys, we need to bark. As you’ve probably noticed, I’ve been going through some things recently, and I’m not talking about Szechuan Palace’s garbage on “Sukiyaki Sunday” either. You’ve both remarked at various times how distant I’ve been these … Continue reading

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