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American Expressed

Got a piece of mail from American Express yesterday. As usual, I ripped it open without paying too much attention to the envelope itself. However, as I was about to recycle it, I noticed the following message: Just in case … Continue reading

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Obama mama drama. I mean, daddy drama.

So Pres. Obama finally released his long-form birth certificate (PDF) today. Now, first of all, did you know that he’s actually Barack Hussein Obama the second??? Because I don’t think I realized that, and that makes me wonder: If Pres. Obama’s father — the … Continue reading

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CVS.O.S.

More evidence from CVS’s “As Seen on  TV” aisle that Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move campaign is too little too late: And yes, I know my camera phone sucks, so let’s zoom in on the top item first, shall we? That’s … Continue reading

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Woot.com has a sense of humor

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Potty Language

During my long, fulfilling history of attempting to barge in on people in public bathrooms while they’re doing their business (taxes, cocaine, pooping — whatever), I’ve come to an inescapable conclusion: you can tell a lot about a person by … Continue reading

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Lipless Chaps

I finally read the directions on the back of my ChapStick packaging the other day, and boy did it enrage me: Directions apply liberally before sun exposure and as needed children under 6 months of age: ask a doctor I … Continue reading

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Hooked On Camera Phone-ix

Miscellaneous amusements from my crappy-ass camera phone: Similar to my take on Cupcake Pebbles a couple months back, the colorfully named “Toxic Waste” (subtitle: “Hazardously Sour Candy”) is yet another non-food “food” that I will never allow the future juicy … Continue reading

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