Twit in the Kisser
- Myles full of smiles when Chase is on the case! #tdaycbs https://t.co/mJdID0CCgu 1 month ago
- There's nothing in this world that makes a human male feel marginally more competent than erecting a tent in his backyard. #tentsandpurposes 2 years ago
- "Or your face, because it's hard to get off!" ~ Marabella, 3, contributing to a list of things that you shouldn't feed to doggies 2 years ago
- "I put frosting on the donut. You know why? To make them more chocolatey." ~ Marabella, Age 3, Certified Genius #gonutsfordonuts 2 years ago
- Daughter (almost 3): Daddy, I'm growing a beard. Me: Oh? Did you just start. I don't see any hair. D(a3): No, I'm growing it in my garden. 3 years ago
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Welcome to Write in the Kisser, a modern-day web log (or "weg," as I believe the kids are calling it) that has been generously described as "yet another collection of essays, quips, rants, puns, insights, observations, and other linguistical lunacy that the Internet would be better off without."
Unfortunately, this generous description comes from me. I can't even print what everyone else is saying.
Author Archives: hawaiianpun
Happily Ever Laughter
I love writing humor (loosely defined, of course), but have recently found myself on the short end of a catastrophic calendrical crunch. Much of that crunch is due to my co-editorial (again, loosely defined) duties at Brutish&Short, where, since February of this … Continue reading
All the single ladies (and men, too, if that’s your thing)
While attempting to help a coworker think of the name for “that tree that starts with the letter ‘M’ and has all those large, twisting roots up near the surface,” I came up with a sure-fire entrepreneurial endeavor involving an … Continue reading
Weird doesn’t begin to describe him
That’s why there’ll never be another: So what are you waiting for: Buy his new CD! (Wait, why the hell am I schilling for him? I don’t see any of that money. Buy my t-shirts instead!)
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Oh, Dad!
My dad got an iPad for Christmas last year. Having used tablet PCs for years, he was a bit slow coming around, but it wasn’t long before he was “Sent from my iPad”ing with the best of them. Then, about … Continue reading
A frothy mix…
So Rick Santorum is running for President. Thank God I’ve already printed the bumper sticker!
This man is my hero — his wife, less so
Please enjoy Pixar guru John Lasseter’s tour of his Hawaiian shirt closet. Yes, I said Hawaiian shirt closet, because apparently, John Lasseter lives in Heaven. (Here’s hoping his wife and my soon-to-be never get to talking, however.)
Macs in the Box
After little-to-no deliberation, my cousin Matt and I have decided to collaborate on a series of one-panel comic strips. This collaborative effort may or may not last longer than this comic below, as I intend the relationship to function as … Continue reading
