There's nothing in this world that makes a human male feel marginally more competent than erecting a tent in his backyard. #tentsandpurposes2 years ago
"Or your face, because it's hard to get off!"
~ Marabella, 3, contributing to a list of things that you shouldn't feed to doggies 2 years ago
"I put frosting on the donut. You know why? To make them more chocolatey."
~ Marabella, Age 3, Certified Genius
#gonutsfordonuts2 years ago
Daughter (almost 3): Daddy, I'm growing a beard.
Me: Oh? Did you just start. I don't see any hair.
D(a3): No, I'm growing it in my garden. 3 years ago
Welcome to Write in the Kisser, a modern-day web log (or "weg," as I believe the kids are calling it) that has been generously described as "yet another collection of essays, quips, rants, puns, insights, observations, and other linguistical lunacy that the Internet would be better off without."
Unfortunately, this generous description comes from me. I can't even print what everyone else is saying.