Bunny Rabid

I’ve heard of rodents carrying diseases, but who would have thought the dangers extended to Playboy Bunnies, too?

According to MSNBC, since attending a global Internet conference held two weeks ago in Southern California, approximately 170 people have reported “fever, chills, coughs or other signs of illness.”

The weeklong conference was held at a hotel in Santa Monica but nighttime events included a Polynesian-themed pool and garden party, a networking event at the famed Los Angeles Skybar, and a charity fundraiser at Hefner’s 21,987-square-foot Gothic-Tudor-style mansion in the Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles.

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Within 24 hours after leaving the mansion, scores of attendees reported coming down with symptoms that included fever, respiratory problems and violent headaches, KTLA-TV reported.

Oh God…oh no…this is it. Herpes has become airborne. How can I ever justify going to another Ke$ha concert after this?

Oh well, at least nobody died from this bunny encounter — which is more than I can say for those poor souls entering the Cave of Caerbannog.

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