Laundry Quandary

According to the Montreal Gazette,

An 80-year-old Frenchman was recovering in a state of shock in hospital on Saturday after being freed from a year locked in a laundry room by a wife half his age and her alleged lover.

The most disturbing part of the story? When they finally let him out, authorities found that the man hadn’t even finished the load of laundry begun 18 months earlier. What a slacker.