According to Time, scientists are closer than ever to creating highly realistic looking (and tasting) artificial chicken from soy products.
I’m too stupid to figure out how to embed the video from their website (click on the link to watch it in full), but check out this screen shot from about 1:29 in:
See that goopy, unbroken mass of tan Play-Doh? That, my friends, is the future of food. With just a tug, seven yanks, and a handful of spanks, suddenly you’ve got yourself a heaping helping of fetching fowl.
I don’t know about you, but if this is how scrumptious artificial chicken can look, then bring on the No Miss Steak©! (Or perhaps I can recommend a side of Gone Fish(in)©?)