I Wanna Sox You Up

A few non sequiturs from the Red Sox game that I attended with my fiancée and parents on Thursday, April 22, 2010:

  • $6.25 is an outrageous price to pay for a Papa Gino’s pizza that’s smaller than the average promotional Frisbee. Next time, I’m gonna try bargaining the guy down to $6.15.
  • Kevin Youkilis’s entrance music is “Just a Friend” by Biz Markie. To that I say:
    Youuuuuuuuuuk, Youk got what I need.
    But Youk say he’s just a friend,
    And Youk say he’s just a friend.
    Oh baby, Youuuuuuuuuuuuk…
  • According to my fiancée, Mike Lowell is the George Clooney of the Boston Red Sox.

    I wonder if that makes David Ortiz the Eriq La Salle of the team?

  • Fenway Franks are reportedly delicious, but have you ever tried a Lansdowne Larry? Now he goes straight to your thighs!
  • Leather-lunged preteens are very amusing the first few times they react to a play with wild abandon. In fact, the amusement lasts almost through the second inning.
  • Not that I can name another contender, but Alyssa Milano is undoubtedly the greatest civilian representative that the Boston Red Sox have ever produced.
  • Who's the Bossox!

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2 Responses to I Wanna Sox You Up

  1. Steven says:

    I take it nobody attempted the overdone wedding proposal at the game? Games are way over expensive, to the point where you have to take out a loan to get a few beers and food. They also need more bathrooms, it’s overly awkward standing behind nine men in a line that starts right after the urinal. I’m not a big fan of entrance music for a baseball player, you can only pull that off if your Charlie Sheen in Major League.

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