Being a highly desirable commodity in the ultra-competitive world of unpaid freelance literary humor, it should come as no surprise that I have once again been published on a website that is not run by me.
In this case,
So for those of you with more pathetic social lives than even I have thought to give you credit for, why not click on the large two-dimensional carbonic allotrope above and enjoy yet another unique collection of wit from the man I like to call “yours truly.”
Go ahead, I won’t bite.
(Well, not literally, anyway.)