Since the dawn of time, human beings have asked themselves one question above all others.
No, not “Why am I here?” or “Are we alone in this universe?” Not even, “Is that really Donald Trump’s hair?”
The question to which I’m referring, of course, is the ultimate question of this or any era:
What if you pooped in the potty…but no one cheered? indeed!
Though philosophers, scientists, and Monday-morning quarterbacks continue to puzzle over this question from the comfort of their own Pooper Pamper 5000s©®™,
one thing is certain: the answer is not 42.