Q: What does a math teacher call her starving pet parrot?
Q: What does a math teacher call her dead pet parrot?
Q: Why was the Starbucks employee fired?
A: He was always latte!
Q: What happened when Prince Charles fell down the ventilation shaft?
A: The Brit hit the fan!
Q: What does Sigmund wear under his dress?
A: A Freudian slip!
Thank you. You may now return to your regularly scheduled monotony.