Five Jokes I Wrote in High School

Q: What does a math teacher call her starving pet parrot?
A: Poly-no-meal!

Q: What does a math teacher call her dead pet parrot?
A: Poly-gone!

Q: Why was the Starbucks employee fired?
A: He was always latte!

Q: What happened when Prince Charles fell down the ventilation shaft?
A: The Brit hit the fan!

Q: What does Sigmund wear under his dress?
A: A Freudian slip!

Thank you. You may now return to your regularly scheduled monotony.

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