Kicks with Pix

Irrelevant miscellanea from my god-awful camera phone:

Outdoor Tonic concert I attended last week. Not appearing: frequent collaborator Gin.

Outdoor Tonic concert I attended last week. Not appearing: frequent collaborator, Gin.

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I stared at the display for a few minutes, but I gotta say: I wasn't entertained for shit.

I stared at the display for a few minutes, but I gotta say: I wasn't entertained for shit. What happened to truth in advertising? Learn to juggle or something you whack-ass crackas!

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I'd like to meet the milf who needs these! (Maybe she was the fortune teller in Mallrats?)

I'd really like to meet the milf who needs these. (Maybe she was the fortune teller in Mallrats?)

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(Forgive the even-worse-than-usual quality of this one.)

For a long time I was impressed with this joke because I thought it was a pseudo-philosophical -- though remarkably sexist -- punchline alluding to common gender roles in our society. Then I realized it was just a bad play on words.

For a long time I was impressed with this Laffy Taffy wrapper joke because I thought the punchline was a pseudo-ironic commentary on the common perception of gender roles in our society. Then I realized that it was just a bad play on words and cursed myself for once again reading too much into my candy.

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