According to major news sources, General Motors Chairman and CEO Rick Wagoner has officially stepped down from his position atop the faltering pyramid of pile-ups that is GM these days.
Of course, the fact that he ascended to CEO in the first place is pretty unbelievable in itself. I mean, Rick Wagoner??? Sheeee-it! No wonder his automobile company is going down the tubes. Quick, someone see if there’s an open executive’s position at Conestoga, Inc. If not, I hear the burgeoning Oregon Trail is an easy place for a hearty entrepeneur to leave his mark. Let’s just hope he’s not prone to dysentery.