Finally, a Write in the Kisser exclusive! Forget about your Best Buys and your Walmarts and your Searseseses — I’ve got the scoop on some Thanksgiving deals that will blow these bloated juggernauts away! That’s right, this humble wegger has managed to breach the coupon vault to bring you, his loyal readers, a sneak peek at the most highly anticipated sale of the holiday season: BLACK FRIDAY DOORBUSTERS AT THE DOLLAR TREE!!! Unbelievable. And remember: You read ’em here first!
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