Craziest dream last night. Some foul-mouthed, ignorance-embracing, improbably hued Muppet had been elected Pres— ... OH SHHHHIIIIIITTTTT. 9 months ago
Welcome to Write in the Kisser, a modern-day web log (or "weg," as I believe the kids are calling it) that has been generously described as "yet another collection of essays, quips, rants, puns, insights, observations, and other linguistical lunacy that the Internet would be better off without."
Unfortunately, this generous description comes from me. I can't even print what everyone else is saying.