Cut to the point

After years of painstaking detective work, I’ve finally figured out where Lorena Bobbitt got the inspiration for her infamous deed:

Dick Knives! (Not to be confused with Vagina Sporks.)

And 25-50% off original penises as well! (Dick Knives® is a registered trademark of Genitalia Cutlery, Inc. Other registered Genitalia Cutlery, Inc. products include Ass Spatulas®, Boob Whisks®, and Vagina Sporks®.)

Not surprisingly, I found this delightful signage at a local winery in upstate New York. Perhaps Lorena had already engaged in one too many “tasting tours” when she came across it…

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